Since the last elf posting, we have found the remnants of a late night cook-off over some mysterious green rice concoction on the stovetop. Another night was a loud folk concert with Barbie and seminal Yo Gabba Gabba players. Yesterday they were found in the freezer, elf-deep into the ice cream and frozen waffles. And then late tonight, I turned on the kitchen lights to see them inexplicably fishing for goldfish. I guess they wanted to give the salty fish cracker a sporting chance.